And there, Matpat sat. He was wondering; "Could I do this?" He trembled for a bit before ultimately whispering "Yes." He thought he could do it, but he never considered... Should he do it? That has lead to today's episode
@Red yeah it's a world play joke from Sucker for Love. One is a horrifying eldritch monster, the other is a seductively horrifying eldritch monster based on the other. Also Markiplier while playing that game said smash multiple times for Nanlothotep.
You missed a key thing. In fact he even said that he had a thing for eyes. Where as the data you accumulated isn’t wrong the Pokémon you created has eyes that would physically kill you instead of being sultry. It’s also notably from Egyptian mythology, which he notably passed all of those Pokémon beforehand. Great job on it, you just missed a couple crucial things- which is why he passed it.
And so the saga continues, Marks leering gaze has deemed his creation as a “pass” Mat finds himself trembling and on his knees, his mind searching every corner, uncovering every crevice, willing to delve into depths unknown to find out… Why.
"Furry" art. yeah. Sure. I guess it can be considered "art" but it isn't "Furry" art. Furry artists, paid ones especially, put way more effort from what I've seen than whatever this was.
CORRECTION ALERT He did not do all pokemon. You see, there are actually 908 pokemon. Mark only covered 898, the ones in Galar. However, Pokemon Legends Arceus came in, delivering 7 new Pokemon. Not counting regional forms. Plus, they just released a snippet revealing another three Pokemon. And to all who have the Super Deluxe Essential Handbook (v2), that's outdated, with no Kubfu, Urshifu, Zarude, Fuecoco, Quaxly, Sprigatito, Hisuian Decidueye, Hisuian Qwilfish, Overqwil, Hisuian Sneasel, Sneasler, Enamorus, Hisuian Arcanine, Hisuian Growlithe, Hisuian Voltorb, Hisuian Electrode, Hisuian Typhlosian, Hisuian Samurott, Hisuian Lilligant, Hisuian Zorua, Hisuian Zoroark, Hisuian Sliggoo, Hisuian Goodra and finally, Hisuian Avalugg. That's 25 WHOLE POKEMON not in the book! Plus, Kubfu, Urshifu and Zarude are all in Galar!
_"I made Markiplier's Perfect Pokemon"_ _"I made Jacksepticeye's Perfect Animatronic"_ _"I made Crankgameplay's Perfect Collab"_ _After all these weeks, finally... I have them all_ _The Unholy "Smash or Pass" Theory Trinity_
Imagine being the commission artist that MatPat approached with this art request. Imagine what that would feel like. Nothing against the art of course, it's just MatPat's request that's weird as hell
Matpat: *makes a 16 min video in order to find and create markipliers perfect pokemon* Mark: *after careful consideration* ...pass. *likes video* *thumbs up*
Lots of comments about Mark's reaction but very little mention that the created Pokémon looks suspiciously like Ankha, who is also internet famous for smashing.
why do you yearn so heavily for the acceptance of others that you dont even know? we have zero opinion of you, not negative, not positive. it is neutral. yours should be neutral aswell. perhaps you were bullied alot when you were a kid. unless you still are a kid and is currently being bullied (rip bozo stop stealing comments).
ESclips could put an end to bot spam like this (and I include OP here, a comment thief bot.) so damn easily. But they'd rather disable the ability to prevent autoplay as their new update, instead of something that will actally make the site better.
absolutely love the art and the artist did amazing at designing a Pokemon, but the second I saw this I already knew mark wouldn't like it. it's not feminine(it was very gender neutral imo) or strong enough in appearance. Yes mark had outliers, but his preference by nature is still there. he likes them taller than himself and strong enough kill him in a flick of a finger, but have an appearance that can be viewed as a beautiful woman
Based on Mark's recent video expressing *INTEREST* in a giant Egyptian cat goddess, this already aged to perfection. Edit: This aged like clotted cream
I mentioned Markiplier in passing when I was talking to one of my friends and he was like, “You mean the guy who would smash a whalelord?” Yes, Carlos. Yes.
@ToxicWaste I feel like my live will end soon too soon because society is becoming to unempathetic and inhumane I am almost an adult... so yay but also morbid because its just suffering but I can't kill myself and i also secretly just enjoy the suffering and don't deserve anything else anyway :ASFE
matpat has seriously gotten to the point where he analyzes markiplier’s smash or pass episode on Pokémon to create the perfect soulmate and honestly I love it
I know I’m a month late, but I found this video from Markiplier and tried thinking of a name for the Pokémon. I though of the name “Cedentalis” which is a variation of other synonyms of “Psychic”
Ankhet would be a decent name for Mark's perfect pokemon. Ankh for the Egyptian symbol for Life, with the Et referencing Bastet, the Egyptian Goddess of Cats
*Waits for Austin to finally make a video about Diglet and Digtrio's destructive power* There must be some consequence to being able to move at the speed of light
Well since it's clearly got some inspiration from Egyptian culture, could call it Basnubis (A mix of Anubis and Bastet, cat and jackal gods.) Design wise, I'd say it just feels like a very cliche modge podge of Egyptian culture and gods. It's not a bad idea but it can be improved upon with just a little research on Egyptian gods and deities.
And there, Matpat sat. He was wondering; "Could I do this?" He trembled for a bit before ultimately whispering "Yes." He thought he could do it, but he never considered... Should he do it? That has lead to today's episode
@Don't read profile photo ok
@Official Foxy Gamez and Animations! He kinda didn't as explained in the intro
Propably the excact same think happent to mark
@JP do you really wanna sleep with a Pokemon who's in reality just a blob of goo
Omg why not ditto it can be any Pokémon
there's something deeply hilarious about matpat having a spreadsheet on all the pokemon mark would smash
And it didn’t even pay off, because he ended up passing anyways
That real funny
i love the phrase "deeply hilarious" for no reason
Yes.
I need that spreadsheet. We must go further: make a neural network learn Mark's deepest desires and guess smash/pass of the future pokemon generations
Matt: "This is Mark's favorite Pokémon."
Mark: "Listen, you're gonna laugh."
lol
@basic avarage person check out sucker for love: third date by markiplier. He confessed his love there. The
@PoTato Head PokéMario that Pokémon legit look like my sleep paralysis demon but dark
but mark wanted to say smash, and we all know if that was a real pokemon and not something designed to be his most smashable pokemon he'd hit smash
matt needs to keep trying
Matt: "I made Markiplier scientifically perfect pokemon to smash!"
Mark: "hmm... Pass"
Matpat: SH-
@Red yeah it's a world play joke from Sucker for Love. One is a horrifying eldritch monster, the other is a seductively horrifying eldritch monster based on the other.
Also Markiplier while playing that game said smash multiple times for Nanlothotep.
@For Lack of Better Productions Took me a hot second to realise you were talking about Nyanlathotep and not Nyarlathotep lmfao I was so confused
hmm that face from 1:43 is from a loli doujin.
@stargost I cant even tell if you are still joking but that was pretty funny
Imagine creating the most perfect pokemon for mark to smash
until mark just says pass
r/woooosh
@Caden Sylvester thats the joke
He did say pass go on his channel and look at the latest video
Imagine being an artist who got the entire project crushed by a single word from Markiplier
@UyNaYz go watch mark's reaction to this video
huh? can someone explain this to me? sorry
I don't think he even said it lol
Lol
Lol
I love that after all the build up, mark just passes it
ima spread it
@Next Line should have known from seeing that face that it was from a loli doujin
i follow the man of knowledge and he told us 1:43 is from a loli doujin.
Yup
Mark just crushed this entire project in a single second. Just goes to show his interests are that beyond our mortal understanding
i come in
il leave information
1:43 is from a loli doujin
i leave.
Hé just wants to stay unpredictable lol
Yeah....
Maybe because of the wormhole
Cant wait for mat to create a new one after markiplier's pass
fun fact 1:43 was from a loli doujin.
You missed a key thing. In fact he even said that he had a thing for eyes. Where as the data you accumulated isn’t wrong the Pokémon you created has eyes that would physically kill you instead of being sultry. It’s also notably from Egyptian mythology, which he notably passed all of those Pokémon beforehand. Great job on it, you just missed a couple crucial things- which is why he passed it.
The fact that mark said pass to this Pokemon specifically designed for him to smash it, it's such a slap in the face to this effort.
Truly sad for Mat to have gone through such efforts only for Mark to say pass…
mat goes through
Putting a loli doujin
at 1:43 what a chad.
just for mark to say pass.
He said 'pass', but gave it a thumbs up.
*ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.*
Matt: *makes mark's perfect pokemon*
Mark: "Pass."
And so the saga continues, Marks leering gaze has deemed his creation as a “pass”
Mat finds himself trembling and on his knees, his mind searching every corner, uncovering every crevice, willing to delve into depths unknown to find out…
Why.
I wanna see Markiplier's reaction to the custom made pokemon. I'm getting strong Ankha vibes, and I kind of love it.
Ayo Wtf 🤨📸
Hey! DO NOT read my name! :3
The shiny should definitely be a yellow version
*wanders in and just sets up a boombox playing camel by camel on repeat before bailing out into the ether*
next video smash or pass animal crossing characters
Matt: "This is Mark's favorite Pokémon"
Mark: -thinks heavily- mhm... Pass
Well Mat, I guess you are going to have to create a new Pokemon for Markiplier now.
Matpat: *makes Marks perfect Pokémon*
Mark: Pass
So now that Mark's reacted to MatPat's Pokémon, we need an updated episode from Game Theory!
It is now a fact that MatPat not only has shown furry art on this channel, but HIRED someone to make it for him.
"Furry" art. yeah. Sure. I guess it can be considered "art" but it isn't "Furry" art. Furry artists, paid ones especially, put way more effort from what I've seen than whatever this was.
So pokemon are now considered furry art?
@Kirby With Legs "How much your going to give me?"
Only for this all go down in the drain
@Fido the first word, and it’s not art
Alright, we need a smash or pass attempt 2 since this failed
Didn’t fail, he was promoting ISWM 2
Talks about how Mark likes Hawaiian themed pokemon.
Has an Egyptian themed pokemon made.
Just watched Mark pass this specimen
He said 'pass', but gave it a thumbs up.
*ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.*
Mark has given his official response... It's a tragic day
Markiplier: “We are going to smash and pass all Pokémon. And I will refuse to elaborate.”
Mat: “Don’t worry. I’ll elaborate for you”
CORRECTION ALERT
He did not do all pokemon.
You see, there are actually 908 pokemon. Mark only covered 898, the ones in Galar. However, Pokemon Legends Arceus came in, delivering 7 new Pokemon. Not counting regional forms. Plus, they just released a snippet revealing another three Pokemon. And to all who have the Super Deluxe Essential Handbook (v2), that's outdated, with no Kubfu, Urshifu, Zarude, Fuecoco, Quaxly, Sprigatito, Hisuian Decidueye, Hisuian Qwilfish, Overqwil, Hisuian Sneasel, Sneasler, Enamorus, Hisuian Arcanine, Hisuian Growlithe, Hisuian Voltorb, Hisuian Electrode, Hisuian Typhlosian, Hisuian Samurott, Hisuian Lilligant, Hisuian Zorua, Hisuian Zoroark, Hisuian Sliggoo, Hisuian Goodra and finally, Hisuian Avalugg. That's 25 WHOLE POKEMON not in the book! Plus, Kubfu, Urshifu and Zarude are all in Galar!
some dude with a dog pfp named 'epic playz' yoinked your comment and got 1.5k likes, im being toxic.
15:52 idea for a name: Mahnkaton
@Markty 07 mat just knows everything, how we will never know, but he does.
Who is here after Markiplier made a video passing MatPats perfect pokemon?
Honestly i think she should be called "Lucino" because she honestly looks like a female variant of Lucario.
It's official Matpat, the theory has been busted.
Mark's response:
esclips.com/video/bJfoJbyHAaA/vídeo.html
I feel like he just said that to hide how right Matt was
funniest part is Mark saying pass
_"I made Markiplier's Perfect Pokemon"_
_"I made Jacksepticeye's Perfect Animatronic"_
_"I made Crankgameplay's Perfect Collab"_
_After all these weeks, finally... I have them all_
_The Unholy "Smash or Pass" Theory Trinity_
Imagine a ESclipsr that did a smash or pass on Undertale characters.
“I made somebody’s perfect Undertale character!”
"I made PewDiePie's perfect Minecraft mob"
just gotta wonder when his gf will sneak out to reveal the alternate version were its pat perfect everything :D
@MoonL13 Its not that hard to find if your in the Geometry Dash community
@Dripski aeon was the first one i saw lol
i love how mark said pass to the pokemon you made lol
"Pass"
Everyone: back to the drawing board
MatPat made a 16 minutes and 35 seconds video to introduce Mark's "Perfect Pokemon"
Mark: *Pass*
This did not age well.
Wow… Markiplier “passed” his “perfect” Pokémon. I really thought he was gonna smash on that.
Their name should be Pastet or Passtet after the Egyptian cat goddess Bastet, and Marks pass on it.
Bruh I just came from Markiplier’s reaction video to his “Perfect Pokémon” and he passed it I’ve never laughed so much in my life
Matt: I think it turned out great!
Mark: *pass*
Imagine being the commission artist that MatPat approached with this art request. Imagine what that would feel like.
Nothing against the art of course, it's just MatPat's request that's weird as hell
@so mad YES
Oh come on. Internet artists get weirder things in their sandwiches.
I was bout to say the same thing lol
Matpat: *makes a 16 min video in order to find and create markipliers perfect pokemon*
Mark: *after careful consideration* ...pass. *likes video* *thumbs up*
The idea of his pokemon is kinda shoving all your favorite flavors together to make a super favorite it doesnt work. None of them stand out
Mark said 'pass', but gave it a thumbs up.
*ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.*
@Lazy Potatoシ And this _totally_ couldn't be.
@MrWhatdafuBOOM yeah well those were bits
@Lazy Potatoシ Mark also said he wasn't a masochist.
no not really
Exactly lol
I demand a sequel until mark smashes it
And about 4 days later, we see Markiplier in his natural habitat, foaming at the mouth over a 10 foot tall Egyptian cat woman live on camera.
@Gamerdrache Okay? And this Is My profile picture since 2017
@Leyming lol its my Gamertag since 2011
@Gamerdrache Okay d r a c h e
@Leyming go Touch Grass furry
Congrats guys, you got his attention lmao
Markiplier passed! We need a part 2!
it's funny because mark just straight up passes on matpat's pokemon
this makes me so happy that these two are doing videos together or about eachother lol
You know, after doing this myself, Mark is actually pretty tame. At least when I compare his results to my own.
Lots of comments about Mark's reaction but very little mention that the created Pokémon looks suspiciously like Ankha, who is also internet famous for smashing.
As of this day, Mark has Passed on “Marks perfect pokemon” m.esclips.com/video/bJfoJbyHAaA/vídeo.html
:(
I really like the design of it, personally. Really well done.
Mark: "would mienshao make me a furry ... ?"
Mark: "OOH MAGNETS"
@Arataki Itto huh interesting
@webber wait what yours only has 8 my one has one more eye per day and is 20 years old alr
@The Visitor WAIT WHAT? so you say cats dont have 8 eyes?
@webber do you live in Chernobyl? Foxes don’t have 9 tails
@kaikart ninetails is just a fox a nromal animal
This video was unbelievably dumb
I love it
I almost exploaded of laughter at the first part
This aged like milk
Mark got the Probopass for this pokepass
So, we shall pass
Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
*LIterally the first pokemon he would smash is a Beedrill*
That would leave a mark forever.
Same for Arin, sooooooo
@Iris V bdsm is still masochism
he said smash on Vanilluxe.
that was enough for me to register hah
He's not a masochist he just likes BDS-
P
I love how Mark was just like “hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... pass”
this is hilarious and unnecessary, i love it so much
Well we demand a sequel because this one's a pass
Mark Passes? What? I am still so proud of your dedication Matt! I love your theories! #TheoryCrew4Life
Markiplier: “We are going to smash and pass all Pokèmon. And I will refuse to elaborate.”
Mat: “Don’t worry. I’ll elaborate for you”
why do you yearn so heavily for the acceptance of others that you dont even know?
we have zero opinion of you, not negative, not positive. it is neutral. yours should be neutral aswell.
perhaps you were bullied alot when you were a kid. unless you still are a kid and is currently being bullied (rip bozo stop stealing comments).
Hey! DO NOT read my name! :3
ESclips could put an end to bot spam like this (and I include OP here, a comment thief bot.) so damn easily. But they'd rather disable the ability to prevent autoplay as their new update, instead of something that will actally make the site better.
@Степан Бандера🇺🇦 watch this ratio instead
Sadly mark did pass the pokemon you made, one day you will make the perfect one for him.
Looks like he passed on this one
He said 'pass', but gave it a thumbs up.
*ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.*
absolutely love the art and the artist did amazing at designing a Pokemon, but the second I saw this I already knew mark wouldn't like it. it's not feminine(it was very gender neutral imo) or strong enough in appearance. Yes mark had outliers, but his preference by nature is still there.
he likes them taller than himself and strong enough kill him in a flick of a finger, but have an appearance that can be viewed as a beautiful woman
Mat pat, we need a pt. 2!!
Based on Mark's recent video expressing *INTEREST* in a giant Egyptian cat goddess, this already aged to perfection.
Edit: This aged like clotted cream
@Braɪən Indeed
@al west Yup
Now it’s sour milk
This comment aged like milk
@L30n G
Well, this thread is based more on the lovecraft mythology.
I mentioned Markiplier in passing when I was talking to one of my friends and he was like, “You mean the guy who would smash a whalelord?”
Yes, Carlos. Yes.
12:19
I love how it's just Rotom as the BFG9000 😂
Matpat: This is his perfect Pokemon
Mark: imma end this man theory
I think it’s hilarious how he said pass to this 😆
Cleopetri: a name crossed between Cleopatra and the word Petrify. This new Pokemon is great and I think it's pre evolutions would be adorable.
True about pre-evolution
Maybe change it slightly to be more obvious like literally Cleopetrify or maybe Cleopetrifica or finally Cleopetrifi
I also think petri could be like Petri dish aka created in a lab, which is kinda what this was!
Petri dish
Cleocatra
we need more of these
maybe one for the Game Grumps?
also a try again for Mark
Matt you forgot the most important factor for Mark, a scale on the side that shows the Pokémon is 15ft tall.
Wow the result aged like milk
We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed and we’ve been quite possibly, bamboozled
really went from catch em all to smash em all 💀
Your name has two different ways in the comments
Finally a hacked acc that made something original in the comments.
Hey! DO NOT read my name! :3
@ToxicWaste I feel like my live will end soon too soon because society is becoming to unempathetic and inhumane I am almost an adult... so yay but also morbid because its just suffering but I can't kill myself and i also secretly just enjoy the suffering and don't deserve anything else anyway :ASFE
A whole video proving marks perfect pokemon and the guy stil said pass 😭
Sadly mat did a pass on this pokemon so this is NOT the perfect pokemon
I love the shameless and super accurate cross-examination of Mark
Tragic that he passed on the perfect Pokémon tho 😂
The amount of studying and calculations that went into a pass. You should make a mini pokedex for him
matpat has seriously gotten to the point where he analyzes markiplier’s smash or pass episode on Pokémon to create the perfect soulmate
and honestly I love it
i wonder what my perfect soulmate would look like..
Hey! DO NOT read my name! :3
true friendship
Ж
I love that instead of mark swearing, he just goes, "DELELELELELEWOOOOOOOOOP"
"Stoopid-woopid, silly-willy in the best way possible"
What a line, Matt. What a line.
Everyone coming here after Mark's denial waiting for matpat to try again
Now you need to do a new one. Markiplier has deemed it “pass”
I love how Matt Pat will literally tackle any subject you’re definitely the best
Patra
@Eli Morrison OK that was pretty mean Mr. crabs made fun of me oh boo-hoo
Catnasfia
Hey! DO NOT read my name! :3
Love the design Artist did so well, I do have an idea for the name it is Karakau It means Clawcat in Maori.
Back to the drawing board. I think you should keep revising your perfect pokemon until it gets that Markiplier smash of approval
I know I’m a month late, but I found this video from Markiplier and tried thinking of a name for the Pokémon.
I though of the name “Cedentalis” which is a variation of other synonyms of “Psychic”
Love that he passed it, didn't even smash it.
Did we seriously just dive headlong into “Smash or Pass” and discover a completely new section of the Markiplex?
Ayy DOOMORI Eternal
@Fading Signal he calculated the length of Luigi's member
@AZkiol wha- what Luigi video?
Did y'all just forget that Luigi video
Markisex*
Ankhet would be a decent name for Mark's perfect pokemon. Ankh for the Egyptian symbol for Life, with the Et referencing Bastet, the Egyptian Goddess of Cats
Markiplier: "Pass."
Markiplier: *PASS...*
( *Matpat will remember that.* )
*Waits for Austin to finally make a video about Diglet and Digtrio's destructive power*
There must be some consequence to being able to move at the speed of light
I have never been more scared to click on a game theory video in my life
Same bro, same...
Same
Arcade aSUSin 💀
me to budy
The name should be ankha /j
Matpat: just smash it
Mark: i think i'll.... *pass*
Matpat: I am ded
Well since it's clearly got some inspiration from Egyptian culture, could call it Basnubis (A mix of Anubis and Bastet, cat and jackal gods.)
Design wise, I'd say it just feels like a very cliche modge podge of Egyptian culture and gods. It's not a bad idea but it can be improved upon with just a little research on Egyptian gods and deities.