Game Theory: FNAF, We were WRONG about the Bite (Five Nights at Freddy's)

You know MatPat’s covered everything when he starts talking about the surface area of Freddy’s teeth.

imagine his search history, he's going from how to crack a childs skull to how powerful the pneumatic actuators in chucky cheese robots are

This is the only fandom where you can talk about dead children and laugh

Hearing Mat get embarrassed over ‘narrow lady bits’ is so much funnier now that he has a son.

"An innocent childhood prank-"

Henry: puts giant actuators on the table as a joke. William: ok.

First theory: “This story is similar to a real life tragedy, so it’s probably inspired by that.”

I feel like Scott rewrites the plot everytime Matt gets something right

Matpat: it's like these robots are made to intentional be-

Matpat: measures the surface area of freddys teeth

my mom: what are you watching son

I recently got super interested in FNAF lore… I appreciate that you include science in your theories!! It makes it so much more interesting and also a little scarier.

Mat pat: It isn’t possible to crack a child’s skull.

His theory:

mat: “it was almost like these were made intentionally to be”

"It's like someone made these things to intentionally be"

Hey, wanna see me debunk this theory in just 9 words?

Matpat: I’m hyped about the movie!

Mark: “Was that the bite of 87?”

I like how he’s talking logically about a game that spirts are haunting robots